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Well it
was G’s turn to say something now. "Your
Honorable, Ancient, your Highness Tortilla," J
and myself are traveling on terrible, magnificent
beasts that are afraid of your kind of Chips.
I am sure of it. "How can you be sure?" interrupted
the Big T. "Let’s do a test to see if
they are afraid. I challenge you to a test
!" and there appeared other huge tortillas
(tarantulas) standing on their hind legs and
showing off their butt-stingers to G. "O
great Tortilla," said Granma, "let
me take counsel with Prince J." "Okay" said
the Big T. and he began peeling a banana and
sucking a mango.
G called J over on the side nearer the big, magnificent
beasts, and whispered: "You gotta get this guy.
He wants us to carry some tarantulas over to the bottom
of the Peppermint Mountains ~ on the horses !!!! And
further more, he has challenged me to a test, since
I told him the horses were afraid of Chips. So, ai
yai yai, what are we gonna do?" asked G to J.
J was such a bright boy, he said: "Well, we could
just get on the horses and ride off." But G, being
129, thought of how they were in debt, owing something
to the tarantulas for keeping them warm at night and
NOT biting them. Since she had seen the Butt-Stingers,
she wasn’t so sure they weren’t poisonous after all.
G sat down on the grass and the J-man flopped down
beside her. Muff perked up her ears too, flopping down
by the J-man.
"I think we are in a fix now." said G. "Wonder
what kind of test he has made up for the horses?" muttered
G, thinking so hard the steam was coming out her ears
again. "We can’t just get the horses blanketed
up and bridled without the T’s getting suspicious" she
said. "We are gonna have to take this challenge.
Dang, why don’t our horses talk so we can tell them
to be afraid?" said G. J very innocently said, "Well,
have you ever asked them if they can talk?"
G rolled her eyes and sighed real big; so big
the Big T. could hear it. "Now, why didn’t
I think of that?" she asked. "So Julio,
you go on over and see if you can get Pepper
to talk to you," said G.
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