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“Hey!” Hoo
said. “Maybe we can find a kitchen or something
and see if there is a bone for da Muff.” “Ok,
you go, Hoo, I’m tired.” said G, koz she was
129, don’t forget. She laid on the soft comforter
and immediately fell into a deep, deep sleep
~ taking a little ‘naparooni‘, as she called it.
J investigated the place, keeping da Muff close
by his side, just in case. I mean this ship was
weird, going all by itself. And going to where?
They didn’t even know. Then he remembered the
McCaw they had seen who was up in the front of
the ship. Maybe he can talk, thought Hoo.
Julio sauntered on up behind the big bird, whistling,
so as not to come upon it unawares like. It was
bigger than a man, being about seven feet tall.
The enormous bird was looking out over the ocean
and didn’t even turn around. Maybe it’s hard
of hearing thought Julio. Which was close to
the truth anyway, but the fact of the matter
was, the bird seemed to have a “tude.” So Julio
scuffed his feet a little and whistled louder.
Muff gave a low growl. The bird still ignored
his existence. Don’t ya’ just hate that?
Then Julio cleared his throat and said “Excuse
me, sir noble McCaw. Where are we going to?”
At this generous title bestowed upon it, the
bird turned it’s head almost all the way backwards,
like only birds can do. Looking like something
out of the Exorcist movie, it’s green eyes glared
at the boy. Julio was taken a little aback. It
seemed like a very mean ‘ole bird.
Julio ventured another question, “Oh noble McCaw,
can you talk English or Spanish maybe?” The McCaw
let out what sounded like Chinese cuss words
and turned back around to finish watching the
ocean, as if that could ever be finished.
Then Julio out of gentlemanly habit, bowed and
said “Con permiso.” (with your permission) At that
the bird did a whole 180 degree turn about and
faced him. He was wearing a green vest with
medallions and medals hanging on it with
red tassles. This must be a real important bird
thought Julio. The McCaw himself was a blue and
gold. “Porque no me llamaste en Espanol primero!”
it squawked. (Why didn’t you call me in Spanish
first?) Well now Julio was at sort of at a loss.
He knew some Spanish but couldn’t understand a
whole truck load like that bird was throwing at him.
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