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A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you! know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
My name is Coltin, I am 12 years
tall.
Me January 2007
This is only about 1/4 of my family.
My
favorite colors are red and blue. I like to drink root beer floats. I like
to play hockey. I live in Kentucky. We are surrounded by mountains. I like to
take things apart and put them back together. I like deer. I like the wild
life. I like to play outside sometimes. I'm glad I don't live in town.
I like to home school because I don't miss out on fun stuff. And because I
never have to raise my hand. The teacher is never too busy. I have more time
off. I sometimes get ahead of the other kids that do public school. I get to
have lunch at my house. My mom cooks special stuff.
shooting with my papa's shoes 
There is a river right by my house. Some times we swim in the river. We go
ice fishing most every year .My friend lives right next to me. Big Mountain
ski resort is close to us . I do not have to go far to go skiing.
Yo Man, this is my creepy little sister.
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an
old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there
anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten
Commandments." answered the lady.
While driving in Pennsylvania, a
family caught up to an Amish carriage.
The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached
to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
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